Why does the fire stay a simple diameter?

Freaks

Freaks are fucking well funny and deserved to be laughed at. Take a look at this lot for what I mean:

Oh my fucking word it is a short person belly dancing...now that's downright sickening!

This man is so fucking hairy I am surprised he isn't being pelted with tranquilizer darts! Also it kind of looks like he has glued on some of Tom Jones' fucking shavings!

This guy maybe tall but he looks like a sack of shit and if that's his bitch, I hope he gets a lot of blow because she is at perfect dick sucking height!

Argghhh look at this fucking ugly motherfucker! Is his mouth fucking upside down or something?

Nevermind this bitch's ridicolous expression - check her fucking arms out! Doesn't the dirty slag know what a razor is? At least I think it's a bitch?

Boo yaaah!

Beached Whales

Quick call the RSPCA or something! There is a large beached whale...



Kill it and feed a fucking third world country!

Boo yaaah!

US Visa Waiver Form

Yes No C Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terroist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved; in any way in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies ? I think a third option is needed for this question: 'Of course I am but why the fuck am I going to tell you?' This is like the Scooby Doo of questions - I would have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky question - and if anyone ever answers 'Yes' then I will eat my own fucking dick! Boo yaaah!

Necrophilia

Some would say necrophilia is wrong! Others would say its sick! I would say 'but oh my God its soooooooo fucking tight!' Boo yaaah!

Grannies

'Kissey kissey'

Arggggghhhhhhhh






Boo yaaah!

Drunken Louts

Last night when driving home some drunken louts forced me to veer my car to avoid them as they staggered into the road. I did of course consider just ploughing straight into the fucking pricks but sadly I would not have had the time to scrape their worthless carcasses off my windscreen, so I had to avoid them. Shame really as I think their faces would have looked quite good smashed up in a fucking bloody pulp! Boo yaaah!