Advert:I am a gorgeous blonde with long legs and a 38DD bust. I love to watch football, go out for drinks and read. I am well travelled and enjoy new adventures. I have a very healthy sexual appetite and love to experiment in the bedroom. I am looking for casual sexual affair with a likeminded hunky male.
Reality:She is a skinny, short-arsed bitch, tit-less and with a face so ugly that it comes with a fucking health warning. And this is the first time she has been allowed out on her own after the accident! The bloke who has shown up is not much better and is more of a fucking chunky than a hunky. Pass me the sick bucket as skinny and fatty start slapping the cow meat!
The morale of the story: Anyone who wants to arrange a blind date is fucking butt ugly! Boo yaaah!
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