Short people really get on my tits - not literally of course because they are too small to reach. I hate having to dodge around the little midgets in case I trip over one of them or even better accidentally squash one of them with my metal-clad army boots. I mean honestly what use to society are the little people - they can't even work in supermarkets unless there happens to be a job for bottom shelf-only stackers. And before you say they can flex their mental powers behind the tills, I ask you who wants to be served by a ghostly hand...not me that's for sure.
There is only one use I can think of for short people and that is a game of human Jenga. Though even the fun of that is short-lived and eventually all you will want to do with them is sit them on a toadstool in your shit-filled garden! Yes pretty but utterly fucking useless.
Listen up you little fuckers one day your time will come and you will find me ramming a toothbrush into your heart - I believe that is all that is required to kill one of you pathetic halflings. Down to the little people (oh oh I made a fucking unintentional pun!) Boo yaaah!
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