Let's face it no matter where you live at least one of your neighbours is going to be a fucking noisy twat and in general make your home life as much fun as a holiday to Amsterdam with your Grandma. Ordinarily I love to listen to a loved-up couple fuck each other’s brains out whilst stroking my love solider but come 3 a.m. in the fucking morning all I feel like doing is sticking a pitch-fork in the mother fuckers Jason style. Also it is pretty obvious from the sound of slapping meat that these are two ugly fuckers going at it like cows in a barnyard….moo mother-fucker moo!
I mean why on earth do they feel the need to fuck at the times the rest of us decent citizens are trying to sleep? I suspect they are only having sex to deliberately piss their neighbours of! Either that or one of them is a filthy immigrant who definitely wants it to be known that they are banging and not just together for a convenient green card. This would also explain why the dirty rampant beggars are so fucking vocal! Come on we all like to scream and grunt whilst we are fucking but these peasants are fooling no one with their lame, over-top ‘When Harry met Fucking Sally’ theatrics. If he is porking her then he is either hurting her with his rubber-glove adapted sheaf or he’s doing her down brown alleyway, which is probably the case as we all know immigrants like to come in the rear entrance!
Of course your noisy neighbours may not be shifty immigrants – though I doubt it - or they may play their music to loud as opposed to screwing at inappropriate times, but whatever the case one fact remains true: banging a broom handle against the ceiling or wall is fucking ridiculous and will have as much affect at shutting these ignorant towel-heads up as does the lard-arse immigration officer has of keeping these worthless, boot-polished faced layabouts out of country. What you really need to do involves a shovel, some plastic sheeting, an empty trunk and a double-barreled shotgun!
I know I have strayed a little here and one day I will dedicate a rant to these pesky rat-droppings of our society, but this one’s about noisy neighbours – and in particular ugly couples who make a racket splitting each other's salami cracks wide open whilst their disturbed neighbours try to block the squealing out. Neighbours like this are sick and should be prevented from fucking in case they produce baby skidmarks! If you hear such a couple fucking, stand-up and say no, and then go around and cut the fucker's knob off! Boo yaaah!
I mean why on earth do they feel the need to fuck at the times the rest of us decent citizens are trying to sleep? I suspect they are only having sex to deliberately piss their neighbours of! Either that or one of them is a filthy immigrant who definitely wants it to be known that they are banging and not just together for a convenient green card. This would also explain why the dirty rampant beggars are so fucking vocal! Come on we all like to scream and grunt whilst we are fucking but these peasants are fooling no one with their lame, over-top ‘When Harry met Fucking Sally’ theatrics. If he is porking her then he is either hurting her with his rubber-glove adapted sheaf or he’s doing her down brown alleyway, which is probably the case as we all know immigrants like to come in the rear entrance!
Of course your noisy neighbours may not be shifty immigrants – though I doubt it - or they may play their music to loud as opposed to screwing at inappropriate times, but whatever the case one fact remains true: banging a broom handle against the ceiling or wall is fucking ridiculous and will have as much affect at shutting these ignorant towel-heads up as does the lard-arse immigration officer has of keeping these worthless, boot-polished faced layabouts out of country. What you really need to do involves a shovel, some plastic sheeting, an empty trunk and a double-barreled shotgun!
I know I have strayed a little here and one day I will dedicate a rant to these pesky rat-droppings of our society, but this one’s about noisy neighbours – and in particular ugly couples who make a racket splitting each other's salami cracks wide open whilst their disturbed neighbours try to block the squealing out. Neighbours like this are sick and should be prevented from fucking in case they produce baby skidmarks! If you hear such a couple fucking, stand-up and say no, and then go around and cut the fucker's knob off! Boo yaaah!
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Noisy neighbours are a fucking pain in the arse and I could not agree more. I hear the fuckers who live in the flat above mine, I hear the bed creeking from all of their activity and the moans and groans of the woman. Seen them and they are nothing much to look at either, can't see how they manage it to be quite honest!!!
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