Fat Old Men Who Think They Are Sexy

I am sick of seeing fat old men shaking their lard on the dance floor whilst rubbing themselves up against some hot bitch because they think they are sexy. Well fatso you are about as sexy as Jade Goody taking a shit in Shrek's mouth and you should not go out in public, let alone flirt with dirty, fuck-able sluts! You look as tempting as a rolled-up ball of Joan Collin's liposuction leftovers and any woman that sleeps with you would either have to be blind, dead or mentally-fucking-retarded!

And let’s be honest when did you last actually see your knob? I suspect it has been a while! And do you really think chunky that you can pump enough fucking blood to your shriveled dick to even cause it to flutter, let alone hard enough for stabbing pussy with. You would probably pass out with the effort! So exactly how you intend to actually fuck any desperate, sack-of-shit hos I don’t really know? Maybe you plan on tricking them into believing one of your many rolls of fat is actually your cock!

Face facts lard-arse you carry enough extra weight to sink ocean liners and to make matters worse your craggy, saggy old skin could double-up as fucking sandpaper. You are a nappy-wearing, sack of rotten potatoes and your dancing makes everyone watching feel like retching.

It's even more amusing when you open your cake chomping gob and start spouting out shit about how you have banged this bitch or don't think much of another. For fucksakes tubby have you taken a look in the mirror lately? The only bitches you have banged are the ones you accidentally sat on, swallowing them whole into your wrinkly, shit-stained arse crack - I suppose that could be a form of sex for you! Especially when you have to pull them out before they suffocate! And as for how these women rate you don't make me laugh blubber - the only thing they are thinking of when they see you wobble their way is where the fuck is the nearest harpoon.

Do yourself a favour, look in a mirror and face reality. You're no sex god! You're fat, old and disgusting! And you need wing mirrors to wipe your own arse! Stay away from the dance floors you John Prescot wannabe! Boo yaaah!