Nerks

What the hell are 'nerks' I hear you cry? Well this is my word for an urber nerd! Basically an individual who is so fucking anal retentive that if offered a choice between sex with some hot fucking blonde bitch or a night of watching open university re-runs, he would chose neither as he is far too busy washing the cum stains out of his socks.

And yes nerks are invariable blokes as no matter how fucking ugly an intelligent woman may be there will always be some bloke willing to stick his piece of pork into her crusty hole. We are that fucking desperate for a shag we would fuck a corpse if it wasnt for the maggots tickling our balls!

I say a big fucking no to nerks! These people need to be told that life without actually using your dick for intended purpose, as oppose to a fucking Atari joystick, is a life that should be ended with a bullet to the head. Harsh I know but something we have all felt after having to sit through an episode of star-fucking-trek or after listening to one of them tell you about their pointless shitty marble collection. Shut the fuck up nerk and go back to arranging your y-fronts in visibility of shit stains!

Boo yaaah!