Ugliness

You know what I hate even more than the little fuckers! Ugly fuckers! When I am out and about on a nice relaxing summer's day, enjoying maybe a picnic with my sweetheart, the last thing I want to see enter my field of view is something that looks like ET's 2 week old dumps. Not only does such a sight ruin my appetite, I am also left with a re-occurring mental image that is so repulsive that I am able to bang the shit out of my girlfriend once I escape to the privacy of my humble love pad.

This situation is completely out of order and quite frankly ugly people should either be forced to wear humorous masks, such as dopey from the seven dwarfs, or if they refuse, they have to confront their worst nightmare - a mirror! Of course putting them out of their misery at birth would be the kindest way of dealing with them but then we would admittedly lose a considerable amount of comedic material. Let's face it making fun of someone who has the appearance of inflated sick is priceless and we should all make the most of the opportunities we have to mock those afflicted with ugliness.

To finish this rant I would like to say if you are one of these ugly people and find yourself reading this blog, then let’s hope for everyone's sake you are doing it from the privacy of your own fucking home you ugly bog-eyed mother-fucker! Boo yaaah!